Are you looking for some crazy WhatsApp status that is full of craziness? There are some crazy statuses which do not have any meaning but they are funny but at the same time they are serious.
Crazy Whatsapp Status
It simply depends on the apper’s experience of how he takes the crazy status. We have some very different status here, which you can also call crazy status, Because no normal person will put them on our WhatsApp, but if we are out of the world, then we will do what the world does not do.
- Once a cheater always a repeater….
- Don’t settle for good Demand Great!.
- Good Morning, let the stress begin.
- CLASS – Come late and start sleeping.
- I will kill you with my awesomeness…. ( Crazy Status )
- Totally available! Please disturb me.
- Single doesn’t always mean available.
- Totally available! Please disturb me….
- One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
- Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
It is said that even a little lunacy is necessary or else life will become very boring. So to avoid getting your leaflets, we have brought fresh “Crazy status” which you can enjoy by applying on your WhatsApp profile.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a Facebook status.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed. ( Crazy Status )
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
We are WTF generation WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D.
Me and my wife lived happily for years and then we met….
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them….
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…. ( Crazy Status )
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
I am crazy and hyper but that is reasons why I am lovable.
Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
Always borrow money from a pessimist He won’t expect it back.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die. ( Crazy Status )
Dream as if you’ll live forever Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Feeling Crazy Status
1) Silence doesn’t always mean you’re madsometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
2) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…. ( feeling crazy status )
3) Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
4) My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
5) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
6) My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…. ( feeling crazy status )
7) When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the’.
8) There are types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.
9) When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’.
10) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
11) WoW now I’m a graduateNow thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
12) Think about it every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
13) People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
14) WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
15) People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym. ( feeling crazy status )
16) My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
17) They say we learn from our mistakesSo, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
18) Here my dad comes on whatsappFrom now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
19) Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!.
20) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two thingsgive me a Loan and then leave me Alone. ( feeling crazy status )
21) Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley….
22) They say we learn from our mistakesSo, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B.
23) Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :).
24) I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
25) It may look like I’m deep in thought, but % of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
26) the best one night stand is masturbationyou get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why laterlol. ( feeling crazy status )
27) Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent.
28) When a newly married man looks happy, we know whyBut when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
29) Don’t be happyI don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.
30) At last got to know how to loose weight in days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food.
31) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’.
Crazy Boy Status
Sleep Til You’re Hungry Eat Til You’re Sleepy.
I Wake Up When I Can’t Hold My Pee In Any Longer.
I Wanna Be Nice But Some People Are So Annoying. ( crazy boy status )
God Is Really Creative, I Mean Just Look At Me :P.
Life Is Too Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth….
You Don’t Have To Like Mei Am Not A Facebook Status.
If Your Dog Barks And Enemies Laugh Take It Seriously.
Friends Are Forever, Until They Get In A Relationship. ( crazy boy status )
We Are WTF Generation …whatsapp, Twitter And Facebook.
Don’t Kiss Behind The Garden, Love Is Blind But The Neighbors Are Not.
The Only Difference Between A Good Day And A Bad Day Is Your Attitude.
Happiness Is When ‘last Seen At’ Changes To ‘online’ And Then To ‘typing’. ( crazy boy status )
Did Anyone Else Notice The Sound If You Click The Like Button On My Status?.
People Say You Can’t Live Without Love, But I Think Oxygen Is More Important.
I Shouldn’t Have To Earn You Time Or Attention, You Should Want To Give It!.
I’m So Awesome That I Wish I Could Be You, Just So I Could Hang Out With Me!.
Dear Lord, There Is A Bug In Your Software… It’s Called Monday, Please Fix It.
Don’t Be Too Optimistic The Light At The End Of The Tunnel May Be Another Train.
Girls Use Photoshop To Look Beautiful Boys Use Photoshop To Show Their Creativity. ( crazy boy status )
Remember How You Treated Me So When I Treat You Like That You Can Understand Why!.
Always Wear Cute Pajamas To Bed You’ll Never Know Who You Will Meet In Your Dreams.
Second Chances Are For Losers…either We Do It In The First Place Or Live It For Others.
Crazy Girl Status
I’m So Poor… I Can’t Even Pay Attention.
I’m Not Lazy, I’m On Energy Saving Mode.
Class – Come Late And Start Sleeping :). ( crazy girl status )
Price Is What You Pay value Is What You Get.
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!.
Hakuna Matata – The Great Motto To Live Life!.
God Is Really Creative, I Mean Just Look At Me. ( crazy girl status )
My Study Period = Minutes Break Time = Hours.
When I’m Good, I’m Very Good And When I’m Sick, I’m Sensational!.
We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.
I Live In A World Of Fantasy, So Keep Your Reality Away From Me!.
Sorry About Those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone Was Drunk.
Teamwork Is Important; It Helps To Put The Blame On Someone Else. ( crazy girl status )
That Awkward Moment When The Awkward Moment Get Even More Awkward!.
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!.
Having A Best Friend With The Same Mental Disorder Is A Blessing Lol.
Love Is That State Of Mind When A Karan Johar Film Becomes Bearable.
Fact: Every Piece Of Plastic Ever Made Still Exists Say No To Plastic. ( crazy girl status )
Always Wear Cute Pajamas To Bed You’ll Never Know Who You Will Meet In Your Dreams.
Second Chances Are For Losers, Either We Do It In The First Place Or Live It For Others.
Where your friends are putting sad status on WhatsApp, you can spread some Happiness on the same time. Share these crazy status with your friends so they also spread some happiness.