Make Flirt Status Work for You
You have spent a lot of time with a friend and you like him/her too, but you cannot speak a little bit. If you want to take things forward with him/her, then make sure things are not out of control, everything is in a friendly way.
Keep the things friendly
You should always look at some status that is also friendly and a little lovely
Ask her/him out
Select a flirt status in which you are indirectly asking him/her for a couch or lunch. And he/she will surely like it.
How to Get Started with Flirt Status
You should first do such flirt status which only you understand that is for him/her.
Like you write something that they likes so that he gets a signal that you have written these lines for them.
And to do this, you have to know their likes and likes because if you do not like them, then you will mistake some flirt status that they will not like.
Now I come to the problem where to bring such flirt status that they like?
For that “wish terrain” is always with you, you will find a lot of flirt status below here which is in English and more of them are of one line.
You will like this flirt status as there is something for everyone Here is the flirt status that you can apply on your WhatsApp and this status is for both boys and girls. I am sure you will like it all.1- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
2- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
3- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
4- Because Jean-Claude Van Damme, you’re sexy!
5- You have something on your butt… My eyes.
6- Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
7- Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
8- If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
9- Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
10- I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.
11- You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
12- Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
13- If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
14- I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast
15- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
16- Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
17- So what time do you have to be back in heaven?
18- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
19- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
20- Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
21- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
22- Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
23- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
24- You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
25- That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
26- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
27- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
28- Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
29- Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
30- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
31- Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
32- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
33- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
34- Girl, you’re so hot my zipper is falling for you!
35- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
36- Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
37- Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
38- Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
39- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
40- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Best Flirting Status41- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
42- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
43- I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
44- Are you a banana, because I find you so a-peel-ing?
45- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
46- We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
47- Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
48- You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
49- You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
50- What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
51- Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
52- Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.
53- Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
54- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
55- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
56- Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
57- You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
58- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
59- Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?
60- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!
61- I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
62- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
63- Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
64- If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
65- Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
66- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
67- Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
68- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
69- My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
70- You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
Flirt Status For Instagram71- Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl? Me ‘n’ U!
72- Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
73- On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
74- Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE print.
75- Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
76- Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
77- Do you like sleeping? Hey, me too! Let’s do it together.
78- I’m looking for treasure – can I look around your chest?
79- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
80- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
81- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
82- You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
83- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
84- You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
85- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
86- I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
87- Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
88- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
89- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
90- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
91- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
92- How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
93- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
94- Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
95- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
96- I’ve lost my rubber duckie, will you bathe with me instead?
97- I wish you were a door, then I could bang you all day long.
98- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
99- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
100- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Flirt Whatsapp Status101- Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
102- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
103- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
104- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
105- Your hand looks heavy, would you like me to hold it for you?
106- Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
107- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
108- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
109- Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
110- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
111- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
112- My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
113- I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
114- I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
115- Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
116- You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see!
117- Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
118- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
119- I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
120- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
121- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
122- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
123- What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
124- I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
125- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
126- Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
127- Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
128- I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
129- I’m new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
130- My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
Flirt Status For Girlfriend131- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!
132- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
133- Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
134- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
135- Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
136- Baby, I’m no weatherman. But you can expect a few inches tonight.
137- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
138- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
139- I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
140- I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
141- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
142- I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
143- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
144- I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
145- Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?
146- Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
147- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
148- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
149- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
150- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
151- I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
152- Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..
153- If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
154- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
155- It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
156- You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.
157- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
158- Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
159- Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
160- There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Love Flirt Status161- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
162- There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
163- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
164- Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.
165- The word of the day is ‘legs’, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
166- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
167- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
168- Do you want to sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
169- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
170- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
171- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
172- You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.
173- There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
174- Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
175- Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.
176- Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
177- I noticed you don’t have a penis between your legs. Would you like me to put one there?
178- My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
179- If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
180- Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
181- I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.
182- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
183- Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
184- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
185- Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
186- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
187- When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
188- Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath.
189- Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out tomorrow. Just smile for yes, or do a back flip for no.
190- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
191- I’m afraid I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
192- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I hope these flirt status will help you in bringing your love in your life. Good Luck